January 2011
Can we please stop killing our probation officers?!
– Misfits
December 2010
In 2010 I learned that I hate more than half of...
Don't you hate it when. . .
nishita1:
You’re reading a fanfic, you read the last chapter posted and then realize the author hasn’t updated in months.
In movies;
nadinecueto:
gryffindwhore:
acciorupertgrint:
When humans die:
When animals die:
when dobby dies
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I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic?
– (via -sendmeonmyway)
This is pretty much going to be me later tonight.
whatevabro:
11:50 PM
Oh my gosh, 2010 is almost over you guys..
11:55 PM
You guys I’m so excited.
11:58 PM
Omg, you guys I don’t think you understand, it’s gunna be an entirely new year.
11:59 PM
Hey look, everyone is already outside yelling.
12:00 AM
Wow omg yay Happy New Year everyone..
12:15 AM
Oh it’s 2011 now, right?
12:30
Yeah, goodnight.
Note to self.
Dont’t watch Misfits at night. It’s fucking scary. Just stick to fanfiction. Fanfiction is happy and fluffy. Just watch Misfits during the day. When the sun’s up.
when people fight about harry potter/twilight on...
yourheartbreaks:
and the twilight fans are like:
but the harry potter fans are like:
and you just know who the winner is
Tumblr is taking over.
Therapist: What's on your mind?
Me: Honestly?
Therapist: Honestly, go ahead.
Me: Sex. This website. Sex. My followers.
Therapist: So.. This website, is it eHarmony?
Me: No, what are you smoking? Does it look like I need eHarmony?
Therapist: Okay well what is it called?
Me: I can't answer this question.
Therapist: Why not? It's a simple question.
Me: NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT UNLESS YOU ARE PART OF IT. You do not have an account, therefore, we cannot talk about this. End of discussion.
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The first rule of Fight Club....
When people hate on H/Hr and tell us to stop...
fuckyeahharryhermione:
Lost a follower.
Bye bitch.